2023▷2024

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Well, gang, in the words of the waiter explaining why his customer can’t have the Soup & Sandwich Lunch Deal, “that’s a wrap.” 2023 was of debatable quality for planet Earth, but for We Are Scientists it was 🏆, and that’s down to all of you (unless you’re one of the enemies who reads this newsletter to gather intel — we know you do this, we feel sorry for you). To anyone who came out to a show, ordered a tee, streamed a song, bought grandma a cameo, or subscribed to this blog, we say a hearty thanks🫶. Although we aren’t getting any younger, but are rather simply staying the same age, we plan to keep this entertainment company afloat for a long time yet, and will continue to avoid jail time in the process. We hope you’ll stick with us (and, push comes to shove, do jail time on our behalf).

Here’s an emoji glass of champagne to you: 🥂.

Digital sip,

Keith & Chris