Cold-Weather Merch DROP 🔥🥶🔥
Ltd. edition heat is here
Hi, hello. Just a quick note to let you know that we “launched” a couple of new “products” on our web store(s) this morning — an incredible, beautiful scarf, and a butt-ugly hat.
Just kidding, the hat is great too! We’re also reprinting the beloved Holiday Jumper that debuted last year. You can get an UNCOMFORTABLY close look at these items by clicking here.
Some pictures, in case you don’t feel like leaving the comfort of this post:
This stuff will also be available at the merch booth during the Brain Thrust Mastery shows. If you’re attending, this could give you something to do while you wait for us to set up our drink-stands!
Speaking of those shows, we’ve been rehearsing the hell out of the music with add-on bandmates Sean and Zeno, and we believe the results will freeze you in your tracks. Or melt your heart — whatever you prefer.
See you soon (or later)!
Chriss & Keiths
Gravely concerned about this new merch drop because THAT SCARF LOOKS SICK!
Honestly, with Keith’s red trousers and all the fairy lights, that top picture feels like peering into Santa’s Grotto!
New merch looks great. Can’t wait for the shows next week.