Slow Descent has a marvelous, gooey treat for you today: a guitar-man cover of the 18th most Australian song of all time, Never Tear Us Apart. Note that weβve changed the name of this cover series from the unwieldy βWhat Exactly Is Coveredβ to βGreat Apes.β (Itβs a double entendre, you see? π) We believe that, if nothing else, the new title fits better in the subject line of SDIRβs email edition.
Now I (Chris) want to talk to Keith a bit about todayβs aping.
Keith, a couple of numbers I want to throw at you, all concerning this fine acoustic cover youβve delivered. Never Tear Us Apart was the fourth single from INXSβs sixth studio album, Kick, where it occupies the eighth slot in the track list (thatβs right, precisely whereΒ Less From YouΒ sits on Lobes!)Β NTUAΒ was not a number one hit, despite its enduring legacy β it peaked at seven on the Billboard Hot 100 and at 24 on the U.K. charts. In 2018, Australian radio station Triple M dubbed it the 18thΒ βmost Australianβ song of all time as part of their βOzzest 100β list (absurdly, none of our songs were chosen), and in 2021, RollingStone called it #282 of theΒ βTop 500 Best Songs of All Time.β Nowβ¦ does ANY of that mean ANYTHING to you????
KEITH: Iβm not some guy who got into the music business to crunch a bunch of numbers β thatβs what We Are Scientists have a squadron of accountants for. Look, INXS deserves whatever accolades they may receive, and if weβve got to create ranking systems because we lack the means to express our appreciation for their music, so be it.
While it seems to go without saying that INXS are the *best* Australian band (their closest competition being maybe The Grates? Youth Group?), itβs pretty silly to suggest that NTUA is even in the Top 40 most-Australian songs, given that The Chats have at least that many, and each one is far more βAustralianβ than any INXS song, by a factor of like 20. So, yeah, it sounds like weβre just inventing accolades to give to INXS, which is totally fine by me!
CHRIS: Hard agree about the quality of INXS β what a band. I just watched the video, and now itβs all I can think about. I thought maybe some people who subscribe to our newsletter would be doing so because they actually CANβT watch video content at home β maybe their parent or guardian wonβt let them, maybe their internet is too slow, maybe they are in fact blind and this is being read to them β so I thought Iβd describe what I saw when I watched the video. I wrote this in real time while viewing, and my words became a sort of mediocre poem (about as good as the video is a video, Iβd say). In case you havenβt seen it in a while, Keith, this might be a nice refresher for you, too. Hereβs what I saw; let me know if you have any reactions:
Panning around a courtyard. A bad guard is ambling.Β
Now weβre on a riverbank mid-morning. Itβs a little foggy; big time dreary.Β
A man! He walked right past the camera, unawares.
Oh, a string trio, seated on the bank!Β
And now our guy Michael Hutchense(sp?)
Heβs begloved β then it's cold.Β
He walks right past a couple embracing, and a guy smoking against a tree.Β
Now weβre on a bridge! A lady looks vampy, locks eyes with the camera, so sheβs a character.Β
Closeup of a guitar.Β
Michael now at night
Now itβs day and heβs sulking near the bridge
The lady is walking weirdly, stiff-legged steps that arenβt dancing, around the bridge
An old man! New character! Hope we see him more
Close-up of the guitar when we get that blues lick that comes after each chorus
Oh, sax solo! The saxist is in a graveyard somehow (ref to a dead instrument?)
Michael has walked RIGHT past the thirst trap on the bridge β they arenβt meant to beΒ
A clock with no hands? (Or a plate on a buildingβs facade?)
The city square is now full (somehow that's new)
KEITH: Well, that sounds pretty good! Very arty, very suggestive. It reminds me of some of the better student films Iβve seen in my day, and Iβve seen a lot β I minored in media studies, you know. Look, music videos may well be the most important art form we have. Β We could probably spend an entire semester in a film theory course at a small liberal arts college dissecting this video, and we probably should, at some point. But weβre running long, now, and what our readers want (surely!) is to simply luxuriate in the essence of INXS - this song, preferably performed on an acoustic guitar, with me on lead vocals.
CHRIS: Great point. Weβll leave you, readers, with the lyric sheet, in case you need help singing along. As always, these were created by transcription, listening carefully to Keithβs recording and typing out what I heard.
Never Tear Us Apart
by INXS
Donβt ask me
What, Genoaβs true?
Doh! NAFTA tell you:
I love you precious bod
I, I withstanding
Ewe are there
Two worlds colliding
And they could never tear us apart
Weakβd live
for a Athauβs in-years
Bah-dip-bop her chew
I may climb
from yo tiers
I towed you
The Weeknd died
Zwi all have wigs
Butts on the bus
Donβt know why
I was Stan Dinn
You were their
two worlds, Caladi,
and Nakenebbah
Ever terrace a par?
I, I was Stan Dinn
You are their
two worlds, Caladi,
and Nakenebbah Terrace Apah.
I was Stan Dinn
You were their
two worlds, Caladi,
and Nakenebbah
Ever terrace a par?
Oi! Mateβ¦
Todayβs βoiβ goes out to our mate Orbette β this may not be Orbetteβs name βΒ itβs Orbetteβs email address, and that's all we know of Orbette. Well, the email address, and that Orbette is among our very generous paid subscribers, each of whom is helping us to get in the right βhead spaceβ to create art most days, by funding our booze. No, not every creative-type needs to be buzzed in order to practice their trade, but we sure like it. Just two days ago, in fact, we did some great work outside McSorleyβs Tavern in the East Village, and Orbetteβs membership fees bought Chris this lovely double-serving of ale. Oi, Orbette, mateβ¦ Fanks!
If youβd like to buy Chris and Keith a round, the easiest way by far (you donβt even have to leave your home!) is to become a paid member of Slow Descent Into Radness.
Thanks for the read & listen! Weβll be back this weekend to report on the great sacrifice that weβre making tomorrow(!) in order to serve you, our loyal readers. Until then, dream big, but settle for medium.
π,
Keith & Chris
Oh, and this (despite being acoustic) BANGS! π₯°
Beautiful cover, Hilarious transcription. Loving this series - and all content actually. Keep it coming β€οΈ