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Please no💔💔, everyone has that ONE band, and you are mine.

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Mine too 😭

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This is because we voted Jesus Takes a Keytar Solo out in Round 1 of WAS March Madness, isn't it? We should have known there would be consequences.

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Oh funky Jesus 😭

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Holding my breath a little until I got to the part about separate hotel rooms and not saying two words to each other. That was a push too far - and then I remembered the date! Well played 👏🏼

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Plus you know, there's going to (highly) unlikely be a time when they don't have (multiple) beers together after a show...

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I thought an April Fool was only meant to be before 12pm though?

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Don’t mess with my mind like that 😂

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Maybe it's just come out late? Otherwise it's bad timing 😂

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I’m so worried that it’s true though 😢

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I’m an eternal optimist!

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by We Are Scientists

GUYS MY WIFE IS OUT OF TOWN AND I HAD A SOLO VIDEO-GAMES-AND-RUM NIGHT PLANNED YOU CAN’T LEAVE US IN THIS LIMBO

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THIS HAD BETTER BE FAKE. PLEASE.

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I sincerely hope this is a joke (horrible, cruel)

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It’s an April Fools, thankfully - raise your hand if you’re planning to sue for emotional damage 😅

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Just when I thought I was safe from pranks :/

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April’s fool, yes? Cos you can’t play with our poor hearts like that… all bands own their fans at least a “Greatest Hits” album

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Already planning on wearing a custom WE ARE SCIENTISTS FAREWELL TOUR t-shirt during those US tour dates later this year 😆😆😆

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For one of the best bands out there, and certainly the band who are best at comic shtick, this does not read to me like an obvious April Fools bit… no matter how many times I read it. I would far rather be suckered by a gag - hook, line and sinker - than not share a genuine reaction, so I’ll just reply sincerely. The thought of no further WAS albums is enough to leave anyone who knows you deeply crestfallen. Wherever your heads are at, you are supported, you are adored.

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Thankfully it is an April fools (confirmed on their discord) - but completely agree with the sentiment!

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by We Are Scientists

Oh, well, then they’re just dicks…

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Where?! I don’t understand discord...i open the app and start hyperventilating at how confusing it is!

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Me too! I keep opening it up and I am so confused by the layout of it that I close it again and promise to try again later. Then, when later comes, I am more annoyed at how confusing it is that I never get to read the Discord goings-on! 🤣

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This scene is dead ??

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You guys! That was so mean 😂

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O my god !!! . As my heart missed a beat . WTF.. I thought I had 2 many beers here. But I will have a few more now as I listen to a vinyls Tom petty was the order of the night .but now its WAS .where will I start not too sure. But at the beginning would be good so it's with love and squalor I guess. From than who knows. I would love to go in order from the start but the only record I am missing is brain thrust mastery can you ....any body help me...to get a copy of it ...please..beer tokens waiting of course.. so as I hit the post button has this been written correctly? Not to sure.. for now I will have another beer . Lads I hope this not the end of road....

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Oh god I hope this is a joke 😭😭😭

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Apr 1, 2023·edited Apr 1, 2023

Flippin' heck, almost gave me a heart attack 😂

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